+Clauses Blog+


Hey guys, as some of you know I’ve recently moved into a new apartment with my friend for college. Things are going really great as far as us working together and me getting used to Wisconsin and the new school.

Though I’ve been getting help from my mom and a little from my dad, I still am in need of extra money because I can’t constantly rely on them to pay my bills and help me in emergencies because they can barely hold themselves up as it is.

With this and upcoming bills and regular costs I have to focus on, I could really use some extra commission help while I fix on getting a part-time job. I’m in no hurry, nor am I in an emergency situation right now, but if anyone is interested in buying something from me, I’d greatly appreciate it!

Now with that all out of the way, I’m also doing smut commissions. You can see examples of my smut here on http://corpsefacesmutplace.tumblr.com/. I’m very open to fetishes, but not all, so please feel free to ask about those as well.

If you want to see more examples of my work, please visit my art blog found here http://corpsefaceartspace.tumblr.com/

General Prices

1 character: $15
2 characters: $25
Additional: $15 ea
1 character: $20
2 characters: $35
Additional: $20 ea
1 character: $25
2 characters: $40
Additional: $25 ea

Color Palette:
(pick from here, here or here for a color palette you want me to use with your commission) ((those who’ve already sent me asks for requests previously, don’t worry— i’ll still do those!))
Flats: $10
Shaded: $20
Shaded w/ background: $25
Flats: $20
Shaded: $30
Shaded w/ background: $35
Full Body
Flats: $25
Shaded: $35
Shaded w/ background: $40

(Prices for each page)
Sketched: $40
Inked: $60
Toned: $80
Flats: $100
Fully Illustrated: $140

(general commissions, prices are per character)
Bust: $5
Waist: $10
Full Body: $15
Bust: $10
Waist: $15
Full Body: $20
Bust: $15
Waist: $20
Full Body: $25
Bust: $20
Waist: $25
Full Body: $30

Bust: $ 35
Waist: $40
Full Body: $45
Fully Illustrated:
Bust: $ 40 (+20 additional character)
Waist: $ 50 (+35 additional character)
Full Body: 70$ (+40 additional character)

(High detail illustrations with a more painted look to them)
Price up for discussion, keeping to busts and waist shots around $80 min $200 max

Prices can vary depending on if the character you give has extreme details to them
Keep in mind that I’m also going to school full time and the workload has been surprisingly overwhelming so completing commissions may take a bit longer than normal depending on what kind it is

My paypal is KristianaH100@hotmail.com

If you’d like you could also use dA’s note system to discuss your commission, just send me an ask letting me know you wanna discuss details there! My dA username is Corpse-Face

If you have any questions, please ask me!

tagged » kri's art · help an artist out ·


A cutesy thing I drew of a baby Lave from Clausesart’s comic (Damsels Don’t Wear Glasses) and Bean from my comic (Lapse).  <3

THIS is insanely freaking ADORABLE I don’t even know aaah. BABIES! They’re just both so precious thank you!



Lave Faraday

Clausesart is drawing this cool comic known as “Damsels Don’t Wear Glasses”. She’s also one of the proof-readers that make sure Blood Eagles doesn’t get spammed by grammatical mistakes (That would be me…) Clausesart recently finished Chapter 1 so I thought we’d celebrate that, because drawing a comic is one heck of a process.

AAAAAAAAAAAAH thank you. ;u; Lave looks lovely~ <3

tagged » DDWG fanart · art friends · ecfor · blood eagles ·

End of Chapter one.

Well, I did it. Somehow I freaking did it. I’ll be making a longer post later about what I plan to do next so say tuned. c8


Update time!

~Smackjeeves~ HERE

~Site Link~ HERE


If you wish to help DDWG at all then I’d be SUPER grateful for Reblogs or your Vote at TWC. c8


"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"


How are you? It’s the end of Chapter 7: Have a Cigar!

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy? We call it riding the gravy train…


Smackjeeves Inkblazers
If you’d like to support the comic, please reblog this or share it with others! I’m always thankful for any support <3 My art blog is also over here!


Francis is another short horror film about a daring 17 year old girl, who finds herself alone in the middle of a lake. Trouble starts to brew. We find ourselves with more questions than answers at the end. (Watch it here) (Masterpost of creepy short films)

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

— Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)


Rick O’Connell: a summary

I woke up with a sore throat that won’t go away. Crap I better not be getting sick. »;;

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